Why cant a blonde call 911?
Because she cant find the eleven!
A blonde was driving really badly and swerving all over the road so a cop pulled her over. The cop said " what the hell are you doing!?" and the blonde said" I'm sorry sir, but theres a tree that always in front of me and I cant seem to get away from it " Then the cop says " lady thats your air freshener!"
How can you tell when a blondes having a bad day ?
When their tampons behind her ear and she cant find her pencil!
Two blondes were going on holiday to Disenyland when they came to a fork in the road ,a sign said Disenyland left so they went home